The World's Best FireWall

Let's start simple calculations:

• A human cell contains about 75 MB of genetic information within DNA;
• One sperm contains half the genetic information, ie. 37.5 MB;
• One milliliter of semen is about 100 million sperm;
• The average male ejaculation is 5 seconds, and contains about 2.25 ml of semen;
• From the above it follows that the throughput capacity of male sexual organ is:
• (37.5MB x 100mil x 2.25) / 5 = (39 321 600 bytes / sperm x 100,000,000 sperm / ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1 769 472 000 000 000 bytes / sec = 609.33 1 terabyte / second. We obtain, therefore, to support the female egg DDoS attack of more than fifteen hundred terabytes per second and without a single failure, selected, a packet of information. Therefore conclude that the egg is by far the best hardware firewall that exists on Earth!

The problem is that one package of information that the FW fails - block system at 9 months!